May 2013
st0psign:
ldaho:
i swear i get uglier everyday
http://www.q102.com/d/?3jg
When someone tries to sit at the same table as me...
whatshouldbetchescallme:
1612th:
it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
unsuccessfulmetalbenders:
my talents include sleeping eating and thinking of a good comeback two hours after someone has said something rude to me
me 100% of the time: nobody fucking touch me i will skin you and wear you as a fucking coat
also me 100% of the time: come here and cuddle me and wrap your arms around me and run your fingers through my hair and pet me and kiss me please please please
egberts:
you kids today with your texting and murder
When my hair looks good:
3%: at school
7%: at home
90%: when I'm about to shower
goldenclitoris:
*white girl at a party voice* can you like, take a picture of us?
goldenclitoris:
if u ask what im doing awake at 3 a.m. well i just googled ferret hat and it was the best descision of my whole life
April 2013
